Real conversation between me and my manager. (Love it.)
Janet: “Hey, can you delete the wine special from table four’s bill? She didn’t like it, so she wanted another glass of Prosecco.”
Manager: (sighs) “Yeah…okay. I guess so. I’ll be right over.
Janet: “I mean, we don’t have to. She ordered it. Why do we have to refund someone every time someone orders the wrong thing or doesn’t like it? It’s not our fault.”
Manager: “I know. It’s like, I didn’t like my taxes this year so do I get to return those?”
