BS: Non-returnable
March 22, 2009

Real conversation between me and my manager. (Love it.)

Janet: “Hey, can you delete the wine special from table four’s bill?  She didn’t like it, so she wanted another glass of Prosecco.”

Manager: (sighs) “Yeah…okay.  I guess so.  I’ll be right over.

Janet: “I mean, we don’t have to.  She ordered it.  Why do we have to refund someone every time someone orders the wrong thing or doesn’t like it?  It’s not our fault.”

Manager: “I know.  It’s like, I didn’t like my taxes this year so do I get to return those?”

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